Wonka: We have so much time and so little to see... wait a minute, strike that reverse it.

Wonka: If you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

Mrs Teevee: I assume there's an accident indemnity clause. Wonka: Never between friends.

Wonka: 99 - 44 - 100% Pure.

Wonka: Is it my soul that calls upon my name?

Wonka: I'm sorry but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Mrs. Gloop: (frantically, after Augustus has fallen into the chocolate river) Don't just stand there do something! Wonka: (softly) Help, Police, Murder...

Wonka: The suspense is terrible...I hope it'll last

Wonka: (after Augustus has fallen into the chocolate river and Mrs. Gloop has proclaimed that Augustus will be marshmallowed.) Impossible my dear lady, that's absurd, unthinkable. Mrs. Gloop: Why ?!! Wonka: Because! that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room.

Wonka: (as they enter Wonkatania)Your'e going to love this Just love it.

Violet: (while she's picking her nose) Spitting's a dirty habit. Wonka: I know a worse one.

Wonka: Round the world and home again. That's a sailors way.

Wonka: (softly singing, then shouting) There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing. or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a-blowing. BAH! not a speck of light is showing. So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing. for the rowers are still rowing. And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing! STOP!

Charlie & Grandpa Joe: Dairy cream, Whipped cream, Coffee cream, Vanilla cream, Hair Cream?!

Wonka: Invention my dear friends is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Mrs. Teevee: that's 105%!! Mr. Salt Any good? Wonka:(in a high pitch voice) Yes!

Wonka:(singing) In springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing, hey ding...a-ding a-ding, sweet lovers love, the spring!

Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Mike Teevee: (on the ever-lasting gobbstopper) How do you make'em? Wonka: I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.

Violet:By gum, It's gum! Wonka: (as he warns her not to take the gum)(softly) Stop, Don't....

Mr. Beauregarde: (after Violet has chewed the gum) Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!!

Wonka: Where's is Fancy Bread? In the heart or in the head?

Wonka:(after Veruca has said another stupid comment) We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the dreams.

Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Wonka: If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented rollar skates.

Wonka: (to the annoying Mike Teevee) You should open your mouth a little wider whenyou speak.

Mrs. Teevee: Why's he taking so long?! Charlie: A million pieces take a long time to put together.

Wonka:(after Charlie has given back his everlasting gobbstopper) So shines a good deed in a weary world. Wonka: (after Wonka has just given Charlie the factory) But Charlie don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. Charlie: Whay happened? Wonka: He lived happily ever after.